System Wife 1.0 & Girlfriend 7.0

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a_k_s_h_a_y

Dreaming
Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , andRacing 3.6no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep
Wife 1.0in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to
Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance
.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 ,Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 ..

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5
. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT
, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 .. This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

got this in a mail !!
 
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iMav

The Devil's Advocate
this was hilarious havnt read something this hilarious in a long time ... reallly great share ... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ... whoever wrote this is a genius ...
 
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almighty

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LOL*smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/laugh.gif*smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/laugh.gif
no words to say...............*smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/smile1.gif*smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/forward%20roll.gif
 

RCuber

The Mighty Unkel!!!
Staff member
awesome .. :D .. :lol: rofl rofl . BTW any chances of terminating the licence agreement ? is there any Divorce Ultimate Edition? this way one can go back to previous version thats Girlfriend 7.0 :D
 

praka123

left this forum longback
GF7.0 crashes the system if it detects wife1.0 already there!!so no parallels or VM :lol:
 

Cool G5

Conversation Architect
Lol...just install Divorce 3.2 to remove wife 1.0 from ur system,then u can safely install girlfriend 7.0.If u want u can also dualboot wife 1.0 & girlfriend 7.0. Thank you for writing,aap ka din shubh ho. :)
 

gxsaurav

You gave been GXified
I saw it before, but hilarious indeed. One thing though...GirlFriend 7.0 is good, but after continues working in GF7.0 you will sure want to go to Wife 1.0, nothing beats that :D
 

RCuber

The Mighty Unkel!!!
Staff member
Any one using Wife 1.0 here ? They may be many with Girlfriend 7.0 :D . I dont have both so my system is rock stable :D
 
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rocket357

Security freak
Cool G5 said:
If u want u can also dualboot wife 1.0 & girlfriend 7.0.

hahahaha

Whatever you do, make sure they reside as far apart as possible...definitely on separate partitions, and preferably on different hard drives...and any communication between the two, well...just make sure they can't see each other...otherwise, BOTH may crash heh.
 
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a_k_s_h_a_y

a_k_s_h_a_y

Dreaming
prateek_san said:
hilarious man......awesome stuff ... cant he upgrade from wife 1.0 to wife 2.0 beta ... :D

yeah he has to first install divorce 3.2 and go for System upgrade with BigWallet 2.0 and also Hunk 2.0 then he can go for Wife 2.0 beta or else he will short of system requirments and wife 2.0 beta wont boot...
 
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