Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel

[RCuber]

With so much of bashing going on here. I thought we can divert a bit from it and chear up some of the guys here.
Got it from Email. Pls delete if its a repost.

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

 

[prasad_den]

^^^ LOL... Thats new to me..

 

[Vishal Gupta]

lolz.

 

[gaurav_indian]

Heard it before.But its good. Waiter Paresh Rawal ka fan hoga.

 

[Vishal Gupta]

^^ haha from movie "Judaai".

 

[vish786]

honestly good one, now i'm not thinking of going into any 5 * hotel

 

[gaurav_indian]

^^ haha from movie "Judaai".

haan wohich

 

[RCuber]

My brother told me two instances he had in * hotel.

1. After a conference my brother and his boss went to another "Normal Hotel" for lunch even though there was free lunch after the conference.

2. My brother and his collegue sneaked out of a boring conference and sat outside in the lobby. To their surprice a familiar face appeared. It was "Sachin Tendulkar" !!! . Team India was in bangalore for a training session and were staying in the same * hotel. I did not belive him first but later he showed me the autograph sachin gave. How cool is that

 

[kumarmohit]

Great I used to sneak out of classes, now I think I should sneak out of conferences as well.

 

[sysfilez]

funny.

 

[fun2sh]

this whole forum is very funny. ITS BEST PLACE TO SHARE JOKES N GOOFS UPS i can harldy forget wat happened yesterday

 

[Hustlerr]

LoL