Poor Jokes Thread

[dashing.sujay]

^Ultra lol

 

[axes2t2]

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

 

[saurav_wow]

I heard a friend was addicted to brake fluid...i confronted him and told him my concern for his health...he said not to worry..he could stop any time...

 

[axes2t2]

A font walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Hey,we don't serve your types here" and then calls the Serif.

 

[Faun]

I heard a friend was addicted to brake fluid...i confronted him and told him my concern for his health...he said not to worry..he could stop any time...

zing.......

 

[Faun]

So Pyramid head walks into a bar and the bartender says:

"Hey, why the long face?"

There were no survivors.

 

[Desmond]

So Pyramid head walks into a bar and the bartender says:

"Hey, why the long face?"

There were no survivors.

duh!!

 

[Knightlover]

aa ooo ee oooooo mera dil na todo.

 

[sling-shot]

Chote : Are Bade, woh kaun hota hai jo jabhi bulaye hilta hai?
Bade : Pata nahi yaar.
Chote : Abhi-shek.

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Mr. Pawan Kishorilal Jhoke went to Pakistan without visa. But he was not stopped at the border. Why?
Because "Panchi Nadiyaan Pawan K Jhoke, Koi sarhad na use roke" - Refugee, Refugee (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Nipun]

Chote : Are Bade, woh kaun hota hai jo jabhi bulaye hilta hai?
Bade : Pata nahi yaar.
Chote : Abhi-shek.

So everyone is copying my jokes... hmm...

Tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka le gye chain. Chain snatcher!!

 

[sling-shot]

OOPS! Sorry, just repeated something I heard on 9XM.

 

[KDroid]

@Nipun

As if you make them You copy from somewhere else....

 

[Nipun]

@Nipun

As if you make them You copy from somewhere else....

Actually I made the Abhi-shake and Dil ka le gye chain. And many more.

 

[Faun]

Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.

Spoiler

Except for Chris Brown

what did the beaver say when he swam into the wall

Spoiler

DAM

Why do people hit machines when they don't work?

Spoiler

It worked with the slaves...

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Spoiler

Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

what bounces and makes kids cry

Spoiler

my donation cheque to Children in Need.

 

[axes2t2]

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot ?

Spoiler

A carrot

 

[Nipun]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’
Bazinga!

 

[Faun]

Fans: When will half life 3 release ?
Gaben: Looks like you have to deal with the weight.

 

[Flash]

Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..

 

[marvelousprashant]

Women live a better, longer and peaceful life, as compared to men, why?

A very INTELLIGENT sardar replied: Women don't have a wife!

 

[Flash]

^ Why sardars are always cornered for stupid jokes ?