IE 8's porn mode

[mehulved]

^^ Too bad its only you and a handful of digit members who use Opera.

Too bad its only you and a handful of digit members who use Macs

 

[krazzy]

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i dont need any mode to browse porn

, to brouze porn i just use normal mode

What? You too? I guess sometimes Genelia D'Souza is just not enough. You have to watch porn too.

 

[Pat]

What? You too? I guess sometimes Genelia D'Souza is just not enough. You have to watch porn too.

Unless there is porn featuring her

 

[apoorva84]

installed IE8 beta 2 yesterday..definitely faster and more responsive than IE7...but that suggested sites thing is pretty stupid as it didn't suggest anything useful..kinda liked that private browsing mode..

 

[tarey_g]

^^Approved by Apoorva

 

[MetalheadGautham]

Uh… just to make it clear, Safari’s “feature” is called Private Browsing, not “porn mode”. Although, yeah, I’ve never actually felt that it’s of any other use (apart from the use you guys put it to, of course). That’s one useless feature if ever there was one.

Couldn't agree more.

 

[apoorva84]

looks like more and more browsers are jumping the "private browsing" bandwagon...first safari,then IE8 beta 2 and now google chrome(called incognito by google)...should we expect FF and Opera to follow?

 

[goobimama]

^^ I guess the amount of porn (and as a result, porn surfers) is just increasing.

 

[tarey_g]

FF has plugin for this , so technically FF already in this . And goobi is right , everyone wants to cater to the mass market.

 

[aryayush]

I’m really surprised that Safari was the first one to have this feature. What did Steve Jobs say to the engineers?

Steve Jobs: Umm… guys…
Engineer: Yes, boss?
SJ: This Safari thing is real neat. Good work and all.
E: Thank you, sir. You are great! I’m blessed by the divine lord. I can now peacefully die and go to heaven. My kids…
SJ: … yeah, yeah, I get it. Calm down. Can you add another feature though?
E: Sure, anything you ask for.
SJ: OK. So… uh… just add this thing where you can just select it and then anything you do is not recorded in the history and stuff.
E: But you can just clear the history if you want something removed.
SJ: Yes, but I hate to do that. It’s too much of a pain, you know.
E: But why would you need a new feature just for… oh…
SJ: What! You’re fired!

 

[goobimama]

Rolling on the floor laughing! That was hilarious!

 

[MetalheadGautham]

looks like more and more browsers are jumping the "private browsing" bandwagon...first safari,then IE8 beta 2 and now google chrome(called incognito by google)...should we expect FF and Opera to follow?

FF had since ages.
But its a plugin, thats all.

I’m really surprised that Safari was the first one to have this feature. What did Steve Jobs say to the engineers?

Steve Jobs: Umm… guys…
Engineer: Yes, boss?
SJ: This Safari thing is real neat. Good work and all.
E: Thank you, sir. You are great! I’m blessed by the divine lord. I can now peacefully die and go to heaven. My kids…
SJ: … yeah, yeah, I get it. Calm down. Can you add another feature though?
E: Sure, anything you ask for.
SJ: OK. So… uh… just add this thing where you can just select it and then anything you do is not recorded in the history and stuff.
E: But you can just clear the history if you want something removed.
SJ: Yes, but I hate to do that. It’s too much of a pain, you know.
E: But why would you need a new feature just for… oh…
SJ: What! You’re fired!

awssome

 

[krazzy]

I’m really surprised that Safari was the first one to have this feature. What did Steve Jobs say to the engineers?

Steve Jobs: Umm… guys…
Engineer: Yes, boss?
SJ: This Safari thing is real neat. Good work and all.
E: Thank you, sir. You are great! I’m blessed by the divine lord. I can now peacefully die and go to heaven. My kids…
SJ: … yeah, yeah, I get it. Calm down. Can you add another feature though?
E: Sure, anything you ask for.
SJ: OK. So… uh… just add this thing where you can just select it and then anything you do is not recorded in the history and stuff.
E: But you can just clear the history if you want something removed.
SJ: Yes, but I hate to do that. It’s too much of a pain, you know.
E: But why would you need a new feature just for… oh…
SJ: What! You’re fired!

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I guess after getting fired the engineer joined Microsoft and became a part of IE8 development team. Result? InPrivate browsing mode.

 

[aryayush]

LOL!

::bows head::

Thank you, thank you!

 

[yash]

well, this is a totally new way to bust kids watching porn. if the browser is on private browsing mode, rest assured your little boy has discovered xxx online.

 

[SunnyChahal]

Another cr@ppy feature in IE.Useful only for p0rn0 addicts.

 

[aryayush]

… which includes pretty much every guy on Earth (save a few).

 

[iMav]

LOL! You guys seriously are Microsoft haters! Only for p0rn? I see. I didn't know that cyber cafes are used only for p0rn. Maybe they are, never been to them. I didn't know the internet lab of our colleges is used for p0rn! That's quite a revelation for me. Seriously!

 

[aryayush]

It has got nothing to do with Microsoft. I said that private browsing, in and of itself, is a useless feature, whichever browser it exists in.

But yeah, I see your point. It is indeed useful on public computers. But then again, you could just wipe out the entire browser history and cache on public computers.

 

[krazzy]

Actually wiping out the browsing history and cache is not only a pain but it is also a dead give away. Others who would be using the same computer will definitely wonder exactly what kind of sites do you browse that you don't want others to learn about. With private browsing mode your history and cache remains intact and nobody suspects you.