A friend's orkut profile

[ilugd]

Just read one of my friend's orkut profile in the about me section.

Really humorous

My name is John. I was born in Bangalore..... He he he good start HUH!!!
Well well well!!!! My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.
My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-one years.
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.

We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Of course I knew that knickers began with a K. I've been to Oxford, it's one of the first things they teach you.

I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless.

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest I peak.

I am fun loving person. Good traveler. Animal lover.

Definitely a sexy guy

 

[fun2sh]

i dont find it so funny

 

[ilugd]

oh..
to each his own i guess

 

[abhijit_reddevil]

i dont find it so funny

I also don't find it funny.

 

[Cool G5]

^ +1

 

[Pathik]

That school statement is good..

 

[ilugd]

I guess my taste in humor is a bit different.

 

[abhi_10_20]

hmm....what's the thread for?:

 

[ilugd]

you didn't get the joke yet? Not too bright today, are we?

 

[Pathik]

^^ lol..

 

[AshishSharma]

It's nice but not that funny

 

[Lucky_star]

I had seen like this somewhere:

Profile of a Software Engineer:

About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: *naukri.com , *jobsahead.com ß - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can’t afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home





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EDIT
Got the Link

 

[ilugd]

Liked the part about relationship status and humor.

 

[Faun]

nice one

 

[eggman]

I had seen like this somewhere:

Profile of a Software Engineer:

About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: *naukri.com , *jobsahead.com ß - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can’t afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home

H A H A H A
Really funny..................but can one edit and write our own sentences in PETS,SMOKING and DRINKING column.......?

 

[Tech.Masti]

Ya.... Engineer wala is nice....

 

[aakash_mishra]

I had seen like this somewhere:

Profile of a Software Engineer:

About me : I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok…I won’t be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me–> “Just stop laughing!!”)
Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.
Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.
Children : can’t be (hey, don’t get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.
Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.
Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.
Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.
Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.
Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)
Webpage: *naukri.com , *jobsahead.com ß - Isnt it Ultimate???
Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.
Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?
Books: “How to lose weight in 20 days?”, “How to live a happy life?”, “101 ways to attract a girl”, “Java Unleashed”, “C++ at your footsteps”, Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.
Tv shows : can’t afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 meteres of Home

really funny yaar esp. tv shows n cuisines

 

[abhijit_reddevil]

^^^Post my Lucky Star is really humorous.

 

[eggman]

but can one edit and write our own sentences in PETS,SMOKING and DRINKING column.......?

 

[vish786]

My name is John. I was born in Bangalore..... He he he good start HUH!!!

i only liked this line, the guy is trying to tell something else in double mean.