The biggest porno DISASTER in my life!!!!!!!! :(

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iMav

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ajaybc said:
The power cut here finished just now.Dad is allright,mom is talking some important stuff like "dinner is ready" and such things which shows improvement but my sister is still not talking to me.She is trying to tease me by singing songs and stuff on her own like "Sexy lady on the floor"(From dhoom 2) and "X machi Y machi" from gajini.Iam just controlling my temper right now.
I knew she was dumbest girl on the planet but didnt expect this much.
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hahahhhahahah this is one of the most hilarious posts here. :lol: :lol: :lol: Your sister rocks!

@Kl@w: What an image dude!
 
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adi007

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max_demon said:
well this is piyush, max_demon's bro ... n m back wid a brilliant idea !! .. tell ur mom that if u dont watch porn .. then hw will u learn 2 get a baby or baba ?? ... n how will u give them pota poti ???? :->
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lol....what a suggestion.... :D to get intense punishment and beatings
and ajay really ur sis is a very brave and non-shy type person...Different from normal sentimental shy girls
 
Lucky_star

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gx_saurav said:
seriously, tell them U started watching it few days ago as U wanted to learn & know about it & were afraid to ask them cos they usually get angry.

Play with words.
Once your parents realize that it was there fault they didn't teach U about sex & U had to take this step they will feel guilty. Just keep a straight face & lie properly.
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Yes, that will be a good idea. Say them, that you were curious and drawn in to it recently.
They have seen you growing up from a kid to an adult. So, they will be knowing that you have matured and such things will be going on in your mind. And, if things work well, they will understand that its the coming of the age, that corrupted your mind.
Things will come back to normal in about a week or so...
 
s18000rpm

s18000rpm

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you've discussed this with your father, so dont start all over again with mum.

just promise your mum that you'l never do this again...


& for ur sister, tell her gta vc is for adults only:p, & not let her play. i'm serious bout the game stuff:|, vulgar language, strip club, bikini clad roller skating babes:p...

& FFS dont keep porn on ur pc, burn 'em to dvd or sumthing :|



vista has better seacrh engine:p, searches the video files effortlessly:p:p
& about the "recent items...", just right click & click "delete..."
 
iMav

iMav

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But his sis rocks man! She went and opened her mouth in front of her parents and now the songs! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Pathik

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ajaybc said:
The power cut here finished just now.Dad is allright,mom is talking some important stuff like "dinner is ready" and such things which shows improvement but my sister is still not talking to me.She is trying to tease me by singing songs and stuff on her own like "Sexy lady on the floor"(From dhoom 2) and "X machi Y machi" from gajini.Iam just controlling my temper right now.
I knew she was dumbest girl on the planet but didnt expect this much.
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WTH is X machi Y machi?
 
FilledVoid

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Who stole my Alpaca!
All I have to say without cracking up is.

If you are storing p0rn on your computer which your sister and parents use . Then

*tf2.digitaljedi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/doing-it-wrong.jpg
 
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Chirag

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Yea don't let her play Gta:vc. She told u na she didn't expect this, so gta:vc is adults.. So tell her this:

"Sorry sister, this incident changed my life and I can't really let you go on bad track so no gta for u."

Sweet revenge.
 
hellknight

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ya seriously what is X machi & Y machi.. and ajay, dude, u're afraid of your sister i think.. i mean you're 4-5 yrs older then her.. and look the way she's treating you.. i thin k that your sister must be in 9th or 10th standard.. talk to her and tell her that it is part of every boys' life.. its not a big deal.. and regarding mom.. don't talk to her if she doesn't talks to you.. maa apne bete se baat kare bina nahi reh sakti.. i've tried this formula a lot and it works.. she'll talk to you.. and man you're adult.. stop behaving like a kid..

and what is you're sister is singing sexy lady on the floor that means that she saw porn to some extent too.. counter attack dude.. usko chidhaao and then watch the scene..
 
Faun

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Pathik said:
WTH is X machi Y machi?
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its some kannada word :D Dunno meaning though
Chirag said:
Yea don't let her play Gta:vc. She told u na she didn't expect this, so gta:vc is adults.. So tell her this:

"Sorry sister, this incident changed my life and I can't really let you go on bad track so no gta for u."

Sweet revenge.
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hahaha...sister is evil here. Take the revenge, voices say so:D
 
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adi007

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^^nice trick...
Really girls must never play games and that too GTA VC like games :eek:
It makes them MORE EDUCATED :(
 
Gigacore

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yeah, its good to tell ur sis not to play GTA VC any more... coz it has got rating of 18+ (*en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_Vice_City)
 
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