Tech Jokes - Here they come :p

[montsa007]

Ok had some techie jokes.

Here are some chats with hosting companies pre sales department

OANDA: Thank you for choosing OANDA. How may I help you?
Jessie Lee: hi how are u?
OANDA: good thank you. how are you?
Jessie Lee: yes i am fine
Jessie Lee: how is your wife?
Jessie Lee: i want to talk about forex
Jessie Lee: do u exchangeUSD to USC ?
OANDA: what is USC please?
Jessie Lee: United states
OANDA: USD is United States Dollar, what is USC?
Jessie Lee: USC is united states cents
Jessie Lee: i want a sack full of 10cent coins in esxchange of a bag full of 100$ notes
Jessie Lee: do you accept paypal
OANDA: yes
Jessie Lee: please give me your paypal id
OANDA: if you wish to open an FXTrade account you will need to register online.
Jessie Lee: no i dont want to register online
Jessie Lee: do u accept e-gold?
OANDA: unfortunately, you are not able to use OANDA's services without an account.
OANDA: Anything else I can assist you with?
OANDA: As we have not heard from you in some time, this chat will be terminated soon.
Jessie Lee: Are u the director of teh movie terminator?

Name: Korban
Web Site: Bluehost
Department: Sales
Question: How may I help you

B. Christen [10:16:06 AM]: Hello! Thank you for contacting the Sales team, What can I assist you with?
Korban [10:16:06 AM]: How may I help you
B. Christen [10:16:09 AM]: Hello
Korban [10:16:23 AM]: how may i help u?
[10:17:48 AM]: i want red color servers..you have red ones or only blue>
[10:17:49 AM]: ?
B. Christen [10:18:35 AM]: We have invisible servers.
Korban [10:19:32 AM]: can u email me the server? i will see its color and pack it...also what is the rate?
[10:19:53 AM]: you are so unprofessional..i am reporting you to FBI. Have a nice day
B. Christen [10:20:43 AM]: okay please contact us for actuall hosting questions.

Welcome to HostGator Live Chat! You are now chatting with 'Gary M'

Gary M: Welcome to HostGator, how may I assist you?

gaza: hey whats the rate of fish today ?

Gary M: I'm not sure. This is a hosting company.

gaza: you sell gator right ?

Gary M: We sell hosting. Our company is hostgator.com

gaza: Oh sorry i thought u sell fishes and gator

Gary M: No we do not.

gaza: ok do you have any idea ?

gaza: where i can buy fish online ?

gaza: pls help me

Gary M: I do not. You can do a google search of this.

gaza: ok thank you

gaza:

Gary M: You can use google.com to get advise on that.

gaza: you dont help me im sad

 

[desiibond]

and you call them jokes???

 

[thewisecrab]

^^pwned

seriously op, you call these jokes?

 

[zyberboy]

LOL 2nd one was good

 

[Krazzy Warrior]

There used to be a thread "The Dumbest Thing about the computer you have ever seen"....which used to rock! rock! rock! i m not able to find it out! will someone bump that thread!!

 

[maxmk]

Gary M: Welcome to HostGator, how may I assist you?

gaza: hey whats the rate of fish today ?

Gary M: I'm not sure. This is a hosting company.

gaza: you sell gator right ?

Gary M: We sell hosting. Our company is hostgator.com

gaza: Oh sorry i thought u sell fishes and gator

That's Funny..