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I'm looking to buy a phone for my father. He needs to do two things on it - make calls, and take photographs. He will be doing nothing else. So, I don't care what OS the phone runs or which brand it is, and it's fine if the phone can't play music, can't install apps, and can't browse...

Jokes journey... I Like 2 and 5. :D 1. Break Into the House* A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. " No, no,no !" said the man. "I want to know how he...