1.You!!Off my planet
2.I am the reason you should train harder
4.Why are these kids\You looking at me I am not their DAD
5.I am the person your mother warned you about
6.We Bust Ours so We can Kick Yours
7.And Off the record I like to get kissed before I get f**ked(Blood money)
8.Boy meets girl and the rest, as they say, is history
9."Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
10."Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
11.Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.(lol)
12.I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.