Sos Help!!!

[napster007]

hey guys,

this thread might be completely off topic but i seriously need your help. ok here goes.... i have to get a fever which id not that serious but fool proof and should last atleast a day(minimum). i really need to know how...lz help me guys.

 

[harryneopotter]

hahaha ... bunking from school /college ? i havent tried .. but have heard that if u put an onion in ur armpit for a whole night, u wull surely get a fever .............. check it on ur own risk .......

 

[napster007]

actually i don't want to give my school exams. so is that the only method?????anything else???

any other opinions???? plz guys...... SOS!

 

[vish786]

actually i don't want to give my school exams

wtf

 

[napster007]

yeah!! anyway.........so any other suggestions?

 

[xbonez]

dude, come over to my house. we'll pretend u've been kidnapped and the day ur exams get over, i'll "heroically" save u and return u to ur parents... hows that?

 

[fun2sh]

poor boy!!! even for makin excuses people r usin internet :rolleye:

 

[RCuber]

Oinon in the arm pit is the only way to spoof Fever , BTW whats the exam you want to bunk?

 

[amitava82]

actually i don't want to give my school exams

Well, you 'write' exam...

 

[talkingcomet]

dude, come over to my house. we'll pretend u've been kidnapped and the day ur exams get over, i'll "heroically" save u and return u to ur parents... hows that?

hey hey..
i'll act as the negotiator!!!

 

[sivarap]

you can come over to my place...I'll take the ransom...50-50.
and onion in armpit works only in movies . lol

if u use immersion rod to heat water....put the bucket/vessel down with a loud noise in the bathroom....and say u burnt ur.................huh...ur..leg....

I did that once when i was in school...it works....

 

[chesss]

pain in the testicles!
just say your testicles are in agonizing pain. No one will want question that.

Or better yet ask a friend to give a kick between your legs

Also try google

 

[ray|raven]

Lolz,this guy doesnt want to give his exams and instead of convincing him otherwise , guys here give him suggestions.

Dude,just go give the damn exam,its not like a life-or-death matter or smthin.
You pass---yay,
You fail---so what you get to try again.
Just dont go for gimmicks like the onion n all.

Regards,
ray

 

[RCuber]

pain in the testicles!
just say your testicles are in agonizing pain. No one will want question that.

Or better yet ask a friend to give a kick between your legs

Also try google

lol he better give his exams

 

[Faun]

you seem to be in 11th/12th

Better start studying and face exams, there is no escape.
Do you copy Comrade..I said do u understand Comrade!!!

 

[napster007]

thanks for the suggestions guys..... i missed my chemistry exam (class XII).
[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]

ps- The onions actually work!!!

 

[Faun]

thanks for the suggestions guys..... i missed my chemistry exam (class XII).
[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]

ps- The onions actually work!!!

lucky bastard

 

[xbonez]

^^dude...he just skipped the chem xam. I'm skipping all of them.....muahahaha!!!
btw, we're in the same school

 

[napster007]

i'll give you the same message that T159 gave to me!!

 

[Faun]

^^dude...he just skipped the chem xam. I'm skipping all of them.....muahahaha!!!
btw, we're in the same school

is ruining ur fate a matter of happiness ?

am afraid that soon u will be terrorized by the godzilla of exam
u are already showing withdrawl symptoms,

that "lucky bastard" was a mission in Mafia (u will not understand this if u havent played).

watever..