get a damn hand held........
and pray to google ... so they can soon get their online OS online...
(and keep it free) so u will need only thin clients and i think a comp without hdd, ups and with a b/w monitor would do... if it still doesnt crack it for ya then build a cabinate from wood/crap and use ice packs insted of heatsinks inside ur comp.. also think what a 7k pc would probabily would be capable of doing forget the mouse
..... also just before sleeping chant "om computer davaie namah" 11 times....
may be he will grant ur wish and give u a pc free(hopefully one that is 1000years away from the rest of us)
... Peace OuT
Advisory for people who get angry fast: be cool dude, just a joke that might actually work...