Man from Pennsylvania Sues Google for $5 Billion

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Dylan Stephen Jayne said:
I, Dylan Stephen Jayne, plaintiff, has [sic] a social security numberthat when the social security number is turned upside down in itsentirety it is a scrambled code that does spell the name Google®."


Mr. Jayne had his best thinking hat on when he filed the case, hethought that fact alone probably would not seal the deal for him. Thefive pages, all hand written, further implicates Google is responsiblefor compromising the safety of his identity, as they persist on usinghis social security number in coded form. For good measure, Mr. Jayneaccuses Google of not doing enough to fight terrorism, nor having anyrespect for his civil liberties.
As if the $5 billion would not be enough, additional requestsinclude; a gag order on all parties involved, the record to be sealedfrom the public and a block on any possible appeals process.

PS: his social security no. would be 900973 (cant figure out for what does the ® stand for) :D
 
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