How Will You Die?

[REY619]

Find Out here : -
*evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php
And post the results here...

Its so damn funny...

Some of them I got -
1. You will die at the age of 53 fighting the interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.
2. At age 49 a group of children will text message you continuously for THREE Years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck...
3. At age 36 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

 

[Third Eye]

At age 50 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

ROFL

 

[confused!!]

At age 29 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours! ....

I have only 5 yrs left

 

[Head Banger]

lol: At age 68 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

 

[REY619]

bwahahaha...

 

[Pathik]

At age 54 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

 

[Hitboxx]

At age 66 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

ROFL

 

[nish_higher]

Nishant: At age 70 you will choke on a piece of steak

 

[esumitkumar]

hahahahhahaha

At age 67 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

 

[expertno.1]

OMG "At age 36 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there. "

one more

"At age 42 you will die in playing real Counter Strike in Canada terrorism"


Thanks
Regards.....
Expertno.1

 

[Abhishek Dwivedi]

lolz...now dis thing is damn cool....

da site said:

1) At age 30 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

2) At age 65 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

3) At age 66 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

guys this is damn cooll...lolz

 

[nvidia]

At age 52 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.
ROFL!!!

 

[~Phenom~]

At age 71 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
At age 74 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.
At age 36 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
At age 30 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.



I wonder , why they even make us fill that form when the details dont affect the results in any way. LOL.

 

[SunnyChahal]

At age 55 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
bandaro se bacho

 

[kumarmohit]

Mohit: At age 49 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

 

[patelpk]

patelpk: At age 71 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17

 

[arun_0710]

Arun: At age 56 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

 

[timemachine]

AT the age of 100 when you are sick of being alive.

 

[apacheman]

At Age 10 You will realize that you actually died 11 years earlier. Incase you don't know where you are. WELCOME TO HELL !

P.S. - I'm 22 now.

 

[REY619]

Arun: At age 56 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

pmplmaololol...