50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam

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    You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.

    1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

    2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

    3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

    4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.

    5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m so sure you can hear me thinking. ” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

    6. Bring cheerleaders.

    7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand any of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who are you? Where’s the regular guy?”

    8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

    9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

    10. Bring pets.

    11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.

    12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas. “If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

    13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

    14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

    15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

    16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don’t know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

    17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

    18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

    19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

    20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

    21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

    22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..)

    23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

    24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out “Forget this!” and walk out triumphantly.

    25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone’s done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

    26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

    27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”

    28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

    29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.

    30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

    31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!”

    32. Bring a water pistol with you.

    33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor’s requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

    34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

    35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

    36. Come in wearing a full knight’s outfit, complete with sword and shield.

    37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

    38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious.. like history notes for a calculus exam.. otherwise you’re not just failing, you’re getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment “Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.”

    39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

    40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

    41. One word: Wrestlemania.

    42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

    43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

    44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

    45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

    46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

    47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

    48. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

    49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say “it helps me think.” Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don’t forget to use the phrase “Told you so”.

    50. Answer the exam with the “Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher.”
     
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    nice compilation :)
     
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    heh heh .. nice one
     
  4. Third Eye

    Third Eye gooby pls

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    Hahahahhahaha Very Very Nice !
     
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    cool stuff
     
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    Very funny but I will not try any of these. :D
     
  7. rakeshishere

    rakeshishere HELP AND SUPPORT

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    50 Fun Things --OMG i knew only around 15 .LOL :))
     
  8. MasterMinds

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    nice ones . mogambo khush huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    :D
     
  9. Vyasram

    Vyasram The pWnster

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    i've done 13,35,42,44

    Here are some more:

    some are From the series Mr.Bean

    Bring an alarm clock, and just when the exam is midway, set it on.

    Bring a pink panther doll and place it on the table before starting the exam

    Bring a huge set of pens and start arranging them on the table with a evil smile on ur face. When the exam begins, throw away your pen and steal the next guy's

    Bring in an ipod

    Tap ur pencil on the desk to make ur invigilator suspect u for using morse code

    Play dart with ur pens on the board or on the rear side of the invigilator.

    Stand on the desk and dance (my friend does this most of the time)

    Tickle the guy in front of u suddenly just when he is violently scratching his head ( i do this everytime at the last)

    When ur friends ask u for the answer to a question, converse with him secrer\tly in sign lang for 10 mins and finally say u cant get what he means to say.

    Use Set wet perfume

    Have a history book under the table and act as if u r seein it in a math exam

    Make strange animal like sounds

    When they ask questions like "Who wrote Alice in wonderland", write "Alice in wonderland " at the bottom of the answer sheet and claim that u indeed wrote it.

    When they ask u to find the value of 3+9, answer it as 9+3

    Use bad words in the exam hall and precede it with the word holy,
    eg. holy f***, when they try to kick u for usin bad words, claim that in ur religion f*** is a god and sue them for affecting ur religious sentiments

    Sleep for an hour and suddenly wake up sayin " I did not copy, i swear"

    Take some crackers and burst them in the hall after the final exams(we do this everytime)

    Shout " this is the last time i'm gonna do this" and m'bate in the exam hall in front of everyone

    After solving E=mc^2, jump with joy and do like brett lee does after taking a wickt

    Finally after finishing a successful exam, rip off your shirt nd celebrate like Dada
     
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    @Vyasram

    You said u did this but how can u possibly ....... and ur things to do in the exam hall were more adventurous than the previous ones[especially the ms^tbating thing]:D
     
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    Oh man really funny. I am rolling on the floor laughing. I just wanna try it out!!
     
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    :D :D :D lol hahhahahahaha
     
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    cool post man.........this is great :))
     
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    cool...but no one is going 2 try any one.
     
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    these lines are superb.
     
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    and who the hell is goin to try it :mrgreen: they will be kicked out of university
     
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